Personality Quizzes Don't Like Me

Which is why you, Personality Quizzes, are not getting on my blog until you apologize. You say nice things about me, but then you won't actually follow through and appear on my blog page. So I don't trust your intentions or your results. So maybe YOU are like some sneaky general from the past, whose portrait should be painted by a post-modernist and who should take up cha-cha dancing.