Synthesis

Lady Macbecky was out for revenge - to kill her mother's uncle's true love's murderer. (The girl had been named Angie.) She was a very good shot, so she stocked up on bananas. Some bananas are as sharp as darts, and they had the added bonus that there was no way security was ever going to suspect that those were weapons. She knew the killer rode the train every single day. He was unmistakeable - on the way to Pittsburg he would mutter to himself that he never meant to do it, and on the way back he would cackle that he was so pleased with himself that he had, he would even do it to his own kinsman, provided there was something to be had from it. A ring would be nice, he thought. I would kill for a ring. Now, this killer's name was Eddie, and he knew Lady Macbecky. So, she disguised herself as a man. Acting the part of a gentleman, she assisted a blind girl through the train security. This upset the girl so much that Lacy Macbecky had to calm her down. By now, the girl, named Olivia, was so enthralled with Lady Macbecky that she had to galvanizedly detach herself from her and hurry on to find Eddie. Olivia tried to follow her, but a falling trunk full of pink disposable razors prevented her. So, she expressed her sorrow by ringing the bell in the front of the train. Lady Macbecky finally reached Eddie's compartment, just at the time the train was reaching Meadowbrook. She was surprised to find him coherent - apparently both sides of his personality had just agreed to confess all to a spider. He had never been able to get over the fact that the deed had crippled his hands, so that he was never able to play the piano after it. On hearing him practice his confession to the spider, she finally saw his point of view and let him go away - after all, he was going to turn himself in. Angie called down from heaven that she was really all right, so Lady Macbecky decided to instead go home and figure out exactly what she was going to do for her acting final.